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List the craziest/weirdest things you've done while masturbating.
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>be an hour ago
>got a vibrator about the size of my thumb
>stole from chicks house
>think it would be a good ide to turn on and shove in ass
>ok shower time
>turn it on and starts shoving inÂ
>felt good at firstÂ
>and then its gone
>instantly forgot i had to take a shit about an hour before the shower
>at this point i feel nothing from the toy but still hear it
>its inside of me and i can't take it out
>start to push like if i was taking massive shit
>doesnt come out
>force it harder
>bad boy comes out but covered in shitÂ
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I remember how much I loved giving myself enemas
I do have a horror story though
>be me in third year of high school
>time for enema
>gather ingredients
>get amazing idea
>go online, look up new recipe
>hydrogen peroxide enema
>ohgodyes.avi
>makes it feel bubbly apparently
>mix together batch
>shoot up ass with enema bag
>let it sit for 20 minutes
>push out in shower
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
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anyone that a tattoo is an idiot.
as people get older and their skin begins to wrinkle, stretch and fold....
Ideally, when a teenager considers having a tattoo, I recommend that they first visit the cheaper parts of town and look closely at the 50 year-olds and see how 'great' they look on these folk.
But, to be fair, a tattoo has its uses: it makes classification easy.
It also is amusing to think of all those hundreds of million having a tattoo to exhibit their individualism - just like every other fashion victim.
YOU are Vain, shortsighted, feckless, emotionally underdeveloped, gullible, chavish, lacking in vision, low tier conformist and very cheap
you mad? now dont thank me all at once for showing you the error of your ways.I forgive you.
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sorry?
i cant hear you over the most beautiful girl i have ever seen
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>Â i cant hear you over
Yeah, it is pretty hard to hear over her loud calls for attention.
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Hello /b/ how do you eat out a girl? I'm guaranteed a bj if I eat this chick out but I've never even fingered a girl before so I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.
Pic related I guess
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Imagine you are a girl.
What would you like.
Wasn't that easy?
Seriously it's that simple.
Don't lick her pee hole (rarely do guys like the INSIDE of their urethra played with.)
Careful with her clit (go slow, work up to it, respond to how she feels)
That's about it.
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hey wemen have 4 types of orgasms - clitorial, vaginal, G spot and anal. To do 3 of them You need at least 5 sm long penis or 2 inches in you countings. The srongest ones are g-spot and anal in my exp at least. The one u might loose is vaginal, but it is kind of overall experience for them 3 out of four is just a great fuck enough for them as you might never find while jerking off youself. So calm down and do what mother nature told you to do. And don't ruch! Devour every second of the process and after it she will say the you are the best mothefucking fuckesr there is in her knowledge.
capcha - they softtyea
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