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tl;dr: baw thread
Yesterday I had the worst first date experience with the girl of my dreams.
>Lunch at her place
>She lives with her milf-ish divorced mother and younger sister
>Mother and sister really liked me
>Everyone laughing their hearts out at my stories during lunch
>Mother and sister leave us
>Me and the girl go back to her room and cuddle while watching old anime and youtube crap
>She seems to be enjoying my company
>Time flies by
>Already dark outside
>I have to leave because I have work to finish
>When separating she hugs me so tight I can feel her heartbeat.
>While on the train going home I think how well it went
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>>7295
You sure it was her on skype?
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I'm pretty sure it was her. Both her mother and sister have their own laptops and I don't think they would do anything like this. And it felt like her style of writing.
We were very close trough skype. Talking everyday about everything from morning to dusk. It was so nice while it lasted.
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Wait till tomorrow before messaging her. She is just drunk as fuck and feeling miserable, nothing you can do.
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>>7289
pic?
>Ive been browsing back and forth on both of those
>no luck on match.com plus fuck spending money
>meet new girl every couple months
>act like i want to settle down
>have sex
>break their little hearts when they want a relationship
>profit???
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i was thinking of online dating
pros, cons?
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>>7292
Pros
>dont have to go out and buy bar whores drinks
>get their cell after a brief convo
>text them for a week or so
>hang out and see what happens
>profit????
Cons
>make up some bullshit around your friends etc on where you met the girl
>may see people you went to high school with/ people you may know
Its free why not try it?
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how many people do you guys message?
I think i've messaged about 10-15 girls in the 2-3 months i've been on the site......
had 2 dates out of that....... and some other short conversations on the phone.....
for some reason i think a girl will message me but they never do.
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Why be atheist when you can be agnostic?
Discuss.
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Because at least Atheists have the balls to admit that they believe God doesn't exist. And to an extent, they're right. But that's because Ceiling Cat does.
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You can be both.
Gnostic = knowing
Agnostic = Not knowing
Theist = believe in god(s)
Atheist = don't believe in god.
I consider myself an agnostic theist, I believe a god exists, but I'm not about to make some bold claim, like I know one way or the other.
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oh my god what happened to this place while I was gone?
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Been trying to figure that out for a couple months now.
Looks like it was bought out by Mountfile.
;-<
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>>672611
Mod here, the mountfile guy is not a mod, he is a pretty active poster, what issues do you have with him?
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>>672612
Since you post as "anon" and took it personally, I think it's likely you are not a mod but you use mountfile. I'll answer your post though.
1. I didn't say there was only one mf poster
2. I did not say the mf poster was a mod, funny you should bring that up.
3. I did not say I have issues with any Poster.
The only thing my unhappy face suggests, is that there is a ton of mf here, like you just stated, and that I think they suck.
Both are correct. At speeds as low as 1/5th of dialup, dl's can take over 24 hours and large files usually break at least once.
You basically have to get premium to dl even if only for a month.
But I suppose it's better than the virus-laden filehosts like Uploaded.
I'll use none of them, mf included.
I answered a poster ( a little facetiously ) that asked the same thing I've been wondering myself, with what I think is part of the answer.
This is /b/, IIRC I am allowed my opinion here.
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>>672613
I said he wasn't a mod because that's what people usually complain about, all filehost are allowed as long as free users can download from it
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Scientists keep proving that we are incredibly incredibly small. We are tiny, in fact. Like, miniscule. Like, practically non-existent. The universe is at least 156 billion light-years wide. And we're like these tiny little specks on this tiny little world in this tiny little solar system in this tiny little galaxy. Do you realize that it would take more than a million earths to fill the sun? And the sun is tiny too!
But what about how big we are? There are like millions of little microbes living in us. We're like a universe in and of ourselves. And don't even get me started on atoms and quarks and the string theory and all that business. Do you realize how incredibly HUGE we are? It's insane. A million earths in the sun -- that ain't nothing. It takes a number that doesn't even have a word for it. According to this random website, there are 7x10^27 atoms in our body. That's 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, just to give you an idea of our enormity.
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Deep/intelligent thinker thread. Retards will not be tolerated.
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>>7259
While I understand that, I don't really think what you have posted is deep.
Does it annoy anyone else that every time you look up into the night sky, and see the hundreds and hundreds of stars idly shimmering, sitting high above in the sky, that each one is possibly another solar system filled with gargantuan vast playgrounds, new sights, discoveries and experiments, and yet you have to face the depressing fact that you will never. ever. ever. get to experience any of it. Here we are trapped on this tiny rock. I'm bored of pallet town and want to leave, and I have even asked my rivals sister for a map and a fuck yet.
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I remember when i was way out there floating around in my subconsciousness on some good psychedelic mushrooms, i was thinking about the universe, i compared it to a line, and the creation of the universe is just a bump on that line, a small anomaly that happened for one reason or another, and we in turn are a byproduct of that event, a billion small things that came together in a certain sequence that forms the present, and one day we will die, our own bump in the line ending just like the universe one day will, i know this makes no sense but on mushrooms it did, i dont even understand what i wrote now lol
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Hey /b/, I've recently started watching anime. I've already finished Steins Gate, Sword Art Online, Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist. What else should I watch?
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>2013
>not having watched full metal panic yet
how much of a faggot are you
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Yondemasuyo Azazel-San: detective summons demons to solve cases
Bokusatsu Tenchi Dokuro-Chan: an angel is sent to save a guy from another angel who was sent to kill him because in the future he discovers an immortality serum that prevents women from ageing beyond 11, resulting in a planet full of pedos.
Elfen Lied: Telekinetic cat girls tear people limb from limb. more brutal decapitations than most video games.
Wakfu: human-dragon symbiotes arrive on a peaceful world and proceed to inadvertently fuck shit up. note: this one is french.
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ITT: how much of a foul bachelor are you?
Relationship status:
Time you went to bed:
Time you woke up:
Last time you cleaned your sheets:
Last time you showered:
Last time you brushed your teeth:
Last time you flossed:
Last thing you ate:
Last time you had sex:
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Relationship status: single
Time you went to bed: 3am
Time you woke up: 9:30am
Last time you cleaned your sheets: 2 weeks
Last time you showered: this morning
Last time you brushed your teeth: yesterday
Last time you flossed: months
Last thing you ate: Big Mac and fries
Last time you had sex: last Thursday
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>showered this morningÂ
>brushed about an hour ago
>never floss keep that shit away from me
>ate as if today was one meal
>haven't sexed in over a year
I'm so depressed.
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what fictional world would you live in, /b/?
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>>6815
My girlfriend always says pokemon and I just don't understand this shit. She says riding an Arcanine would be the shit. I say that, although it would be cool at first, it would get really fucking boring after awhile, doing nothing but cockfighting for badges and money.
Explain?
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some anime world where i have a fucking harem.
im swedish, i look kinda good and i can play the guitar, i will fuck the whole of tokyo in 2 days and then continue on my fuckathon by fucking the rest of japan and then the world.
or maybe this
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Half-life two. Man.. Would be fucking awesome.
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good evening /b/
Its time for
Ask a Psychopath Anything!!
a few answers to common questions before we start
No i have not killed anyone
Yes I have been diagnosed by a professional
Yes i am attention whoring, the narcissist in me loves it
Ask away
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if you were diagnosed by a professional, you would know that there is no such thing as a "psychopath"
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If you are clinically diagnosed, you would avoid jailtime by claiming mental disease or defect, OP. Just kill someone already.
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Can you give me a brief explanation of what it means to be a clinical psychopath, and if you're of a particular tendency? Just for some context for the thread.
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>>6792
just because some shrinks dont think there are psychopaths doesn't mean there are some that do
also ASPD
>>6793
while i have no qualms about killing someone, noones given me a good enough reason to kill them
i think people are more useful alive then dead
>>6794
theres alot of disagreement about this
some dont think psychopathy is real others do, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy outlines it best i suppose
but i am a narcissist most i think
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List the craziest/weirdest things you've done while masturbating.
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>be an hour ago
>got a vibrator about the size of my thumb
>stole from chicks house
>think it would be a good ide to turn on and shove in ass
>ok shower time
>turn it on and starts shoving inÂ
>felt good at firstÂ
>and then its gone
>instantly forgot i had to take a shit about an hour before the shower
>at this point i feel nothing from the toy but still hear it
>its inside of me and i can't take it out
>start to push like if i was taking massive shit
>doesnt come out
>force it harder
>bad boy comes out but covered in shitÂ
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I remember how much I loved giving myself enemas
I do have a horror story though
>be me in third year of high school
>time for enema
>gather ingredients
>get amazing idea
>go online, look up new recipe
>hydrogen peroxide enema
>ohgodyes.avi
>makes it feel bubbly apparently
>mix together batch
>shoot up ass with enema bag
>let it sit for 20 minutes
>push out in shower
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
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anyone that a tattoo is an idiot.
as people get older and their skin begins to wrinkle, stretch and fold....
Ideally, when a teenager considers having a tattoo, I recommend that they first visit the cheaper parts of town and look closely at the 50 year-olds and see how 'great' they look on these folk.
But, to be fair, a tattoo has its uses: it makes classification easy.
It also is amusing to think of all those hundreds of million having a tattoo to exhibit their individualism - just like every other fashion victim.
YOU are Vain, shortsighted, feckless, emotionally underdeveloped, gullible, chavish, lacking in vision, low tier conformist and very cheap
you mad? now dont thank me all at once for showing you the error of your ways.I forgive you.
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sorry?
i cant hear you over the most beautiful girl i have ever seen
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>>6773
>Â i cant hear you over
Yeah, it is pretty hard to hear over her loud calls for attention.
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Hello /b/ how do you eat out a girl? I'm guaranteed a bj if I eat this chick out but I've never even fingered a girl before so I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.
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Imagine you are a girl.
What would you like.
Wasn't that easy?
Seriously it's that simple.
Don't lick her pee hole (rarely do guys like the INSIDE of their urethra played with.)
Careful with her clit (go slow, work up to it, respond to how she feels)
That's about it.
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hey wemen have 4 types of orgasms - clitorial, vaginal, G spot and anal. To do 3 of them You need at least 5 sm long penis or 2 inches in you countings. The srongest ones are g-spot and anal in my exp at least. The one u might loose is vaginal, but it is kind of overall experience for them 3 out of four is just a great fuck enough for them as you might never find while jerking off youself. So calm down and do what mother nature told you to do. And don't ruch! Devour every second of the process and after it she will say the you are the best mothefucking fuckesr there is in her knowledge.
capcha - they softtyea
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