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/con/ ~ To but or not to buy?
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Ok ADV/ I have one.

A friends daughter has asked me to buy her a vibrator. I am not sure what to do. If her mother found it, she would go berserk. She tells me that her fingers and the sharpie markers are not working anymore. I would love to play with her but, I love this girl like she was my own daughter.

So, ADV/ what should I do?


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Dont do it...it will blow up in ur face, pussy is every where but good friends are not . I take it shes under age and pedobears get dry raped in jail.


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>>314932
Seconded.


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Thanks for the advice. I won't buy it for her.


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not to mention those things reduce sensitivity, which she seems to already be lacking if she can't feel normal ways

she sounds like a whore, so advise her to avoid becoming a stretched out bitch too


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>>314936
Ok, I was wrong. Though I can't stand it, here it is.

A girl like this may need special stimulation to get off. Such a device proves useful in a decent percentage of women, but this is talking about those who can't do it any other way. She used to have a way, maybe if she can't anymore then she just needs to find something else to do (other than femfapping all day).

Vibrators do not reduce sensitivity any more than any other physical contact. Anything can be addicting though, and with her personality it sounds like she could get obsessive with this thing. However, she seems to be obsesive with sex regardless.

In actuality a personality like that would be chilled out more by such a gift. This was the logic they used when talking about girls as young as 12 getting vibrators to prevent them from doing other stupid things because of hormones or curiosity.

I am one of the most open minded people alive. I just can't stand anyone not freely thinking, such as anyone who gets addicted to anything. I am also delusional and believe that people should share fun experiences with each other. Masturbation happens and is normal, but I still think that she should just find someone who isn't a douche and they have fun. Most people now, and almost anyone beforehand, is just wrong in their facts and beliefs. Mom is old, and either has to be educated, or left in the dark ages.

So bottom line is buy it. Probably with a promise that she'll never mention who it came from. If you get something out of it then you win. If you share we win.

I sounded like a miserable bitch back then, sorry.


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Well for now she has put it on the back burner. She has shown me pic of the ones she likes but that's all.

I will keep everyone abreast of the situation.


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>>314981
If I had no morals I would clone my Willy and give that to her. :D http://happyvibrator.com/clone-a-willy-make-a-replica-of-your-cock (presented by a cute jailbait looking young lady)


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>>314982
hollowing out to put in a vibrator is effort, but making a mold is easy. the hardest part is getting materials.

now for christmas i wish I thought of making a clay mold, and using melted gummy bears to make fruit dicks...


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Btw? how in the world are you having these kinds of conversations with a friends Daughter? What kind of friend are you that you would get so close to his or her daughter to have these kinds of inappropriate conversations?
Of course if you are a woman, then it makes sense a bit more, girls usually talk to other girls and she might feel comfortable opening up to you. But it is still a bit odd because you mention you would love to 'play' with her which kind of suggests you are a dude.
Nothing good can come of this... run... like your ass is on fire !!!


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I am dude. We talk openly. Correct I would like to play with her, but she's not into old guys like me. I would rather her come to me with questions than to her friends. Remember back in the day you couldn't get preg if you jumped up and down after sex.

The point is she needs the truth. Like I said the idea is on the back burner.


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Show this video to her mother :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwpqJ_ntRSU


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>>315001
>This content may contain material flagged by YouTube's user community that may be inappropriate for some users.

Wow, Jewtube has gotten extremely fucking gay, I wonder when is Anonymous going to raid it with porn again, I'm up for that.


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>>315002
I will too, but not if it requires registering any shit with them.


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Buy her the Nimbuss 2000 Harry Potter toy broom!! here are some reviews about it from the web:

Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

Another mother complained that the broom was eating her money up for replacement batteries as her daughter and friends spent "HOURS" with it in the bedroom!!

Looks like Harry Potter will come to the rescue and solve your problem... Good luck.


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If you really want to help her get off without it being a risk, buy her an electric toothbrush. All the same benefits of a vibrator, in a form that no one will ever question.


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If you love her like your own daughter, fuck her, as you would your daughter. Then she won't be interested in vibrators


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Keep her hymen intact: hitachi magic wand. She'll marry you when she becomes an adult.


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How old is she?


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How old is she?


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>>314930
I wouldn't buy it for her...


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>>314930
I wouldn't buy it for her...




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