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/b/ ~ hey /b/... I lost my virginity tonight and it was ...
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hey /b/... I lost my virginity tonight and it was pretty awesome. I did have one issue though. I have no idea how to talk dirty. She kept whispering in my ear things that made me so hot for her. I want to reciprocate this but the only knowledge I have is from female porn stars. Somehow I dont think telling her to fuck my tight pussy is a good idea...
Any good phrases I could use? I can tell she likes it rough and dirty so I'll listen to pretty much anything
>inb4 "ohhh baby smear your girlsauce on my baby dick" or some shit like that
>inb4 OP cant inb4


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tell her what you are thinking and be honest, such as 'fuck that shit you are saying is making me so hot for you'
If you can tell us /b/ros you can tell her. 




Just don't make shit up, its only corney if you don't mean it, if you do mean it its kinky


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>>8111
that was the biggest thing I was dealing with. I felt like everything I did say was super corny. Everything I did made me self conscious which was distracting me from doing what I was there to do. How long does it take to get over that usually? I felt like I was back in middle school kissing a girl for the first time. mind = blank


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"Take that dick, slut"
"Take that dick bitch"
"take that dick whore"
"take that"
"Take that"
'Take that"




repeat as needed


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