iChan - Random /b/
Just encouraging everyone to consider donating or volunteering to help Africa.
A lot of bad shit is going on over there.
If you haven't seen the Kony 2012 video, you must see it:
They deserve to be helped.
Also, 12 million in East Africa are in desperate need of help:
There is much more of course, but helping these 2 causes are a start.
I am doing icloud backup rips.
Send the following info to email@example.com:
If you have the birthday and answers to the security questions I can use that instead.
hey b! me-> 27 yo east eurogirl,please give a damn and rate,first time doing this not know what to expect,please don`t be rude,should i take this to another board?
Family members you want to fuck and general incest thread. Stories welcome, bonus for nudes of a family member.
Got this dog here from some fat faggot on facebook. She doesn't seem to want it. What should I do with it
RULES: The selfie pictures can be aged 13 to 28 non nude and can be real girls and women and anime character girls and also be girls from video games and the pictures may even be sexy as long as not to much skin is showing.
Hey /b/. Trap here just wanna ask for some cosplay suggestions since the night shift is slow.
Preferably anything with tights.
Not doing pics of myself at work
Why do you guys enjoy ruining girls lives when they post nudes or when someone posts nudes of them?
Does it make you feel better because you could never get a woman? Or does it maybe get you off sexually? Please post your reasoning
miru because she's just so darn cute
If you could press a button and remove one behaviour from human beings, what would that behaviour be?
I think I've come up with a genuine, guaranteed way to hook up with an underage girl while avoiding getting caught in a Chris Hansen trap:
>own a pizza joint
>order pizza for the girl you are about to meet
>go to the girl's house with pizza, if the girl answers, offer to treat her to the pizza
>if at any point, an adult answers, stick to your alibi of delivering pizza, claim someone else ordered it
This would work 100%. They can't do shit to a guy that's just delivering pizza. I'd like to see someone try this just to troll these undercover "superheroes"
hey /b/... I lost my virginity tonight and it was pretty awesome. I did have one issue though. I have no idea how to talk dirty. She kept whispering in my ear things that made me so hot for her. I want to reciprocate this but the only knowledge I have is from female porn stars. Somehow I dont think telling her to fuck my tight pussy is a good idea...
Any good phrases I could use? I can tell she likes it rough and dirty so I'll listen to pretty much anything
>inb4 "ohhh baby smear your girlsauce on my baby dick" or some shit like that
>inb4 OP cant inb4
A lot of you think you have it bad. Well let me tell you a fucking tale. As a semi alpha male, this is the worst.
So here's the deal.
(will bump with teens until someone solves my problem)
> I'm in a relationship with a girl I really don't want to be with.
> She's way below my league and I don't feel proud to show her off in public.
> She's even brought me down to her level recently
>I've gained so much weight since being with her and now I'm fatter than I've ever been.
>Went from a solid 9/10 to a fucking 4/10. I'm a fucking neckbeard now.
>I should've cut us off when we started, but I waited too long. Now I'm seeing the repercussions of it all.
> There are at least 3 really attractive girls that I've been with that want me back again.
>I can't respond to their texts because I'm unavailable now
> This is fucking painful
Here's where it gets worse
> I lost my job recently and my 4/10 gf is paying the rent for my apartment now so she's supporting me
here's where it gets even worse
> I can't get a new job until I take care of the warrant for my arrest
> The only way I can take care of my warrant is to go to jail for 5 days and then continue my community service until I'm finally done with everything
In the end, I have to go to jail so I can get a job so I can pay my rent so I can finally break up with my beta girlfriend so I can finally start thinking about hunting strange hot tail again.
Unless any of you can figure out a better way to get rid of this girl, this is the only plan I have.
First gay experience story?
I'll go first.
>Be me 4 years ago
>Graduated 8th going into highschool
>Use to skate with a big group but especially with a friend i knew since 4th grade
>One day after finishing up a skate sesh my friend and i go back to my place
>We sit on my couch and watch whatevers on
>Friend goes to the restroom & i go change clothes
>While im changing i get a random boner
>From the corner of my eye i see my friend (lets call him James) is watching me
>I dont say anything nor do i turn and face him, i dont think he knows i saw him
>Fast forward a week it's summer
>Parents go away and no ones home
>Telling James to stay over and we'll smoke & drink
>James passed out and being that i was drunk and high i got horny while watching a sex scene that came on in a movie
>Get my laptop and start watching some Jenna Haze vids
>Feel like its safe and i started fapping
>I felt like i wasnt the only one awake
>Couple minutes past by and out of nowhere i feel Jame's hand grab my dick and start jerking me off
>I turned to him and he asked if I wanted him to suck it
>I was speechless
>He went down and sucked anyway
>Felt so good
>He sucked until i busted all in his mouth
>He went to go spit it out and i just knocked out
>I woke up and he was gone
>We didnt talk or skate for a week
>I finally called him up and asked him if he thought what he did make me feel awkward
>Exactly what he thought, i said it didnt and invited him back
(This is where the fun begins)
>Now before all of this i was exploring some gay porn and it did turn me on a bit
>I knew i'd have fun with James tonight
>I put on a muscle shirt and basketball but no boxers
Did Princess-Fatale do any modelling before she was 18? I remember seeing a set of a girl about 12 in white riding pants and with a whip who looked like her back in about 2006.
Daily reminder that traps are not women
>Traps are not women.
>Traps will never be women.
>"Gender identity is a socially constructed concept" is itself, a socially constructed concept, your argument is invalid.
>If you like traps you're either gay, or bi, not straight.
>You're a retarded faggot if you think otherwise
What would happen if a sun made of ice would collide with the normal sun, which is made of lava? Both suns are same size, and the sun made of ice is at -1000 Celsius, and the normal sun is at +1000 Celsius.
Would their temperatures cancel each other and leave only empty space, or would they leave a zero degree sun?
ITT: Childhood Sex Stories, Incest Stories, and, due to resounding success of the anal thread last night, First Time Anal Stories.
ITT: things you never learned how to do and are embarrassed about
>never learned to tell time on an analog clock
Ok,serious question, how can I make around 150k ? better if fast.. legal or of course illegal ways,what illegal way would be safest/best ?
in august, i had an abortion and ever since, i've not been able to enjoy sex or masturbation. i get sore too quickly, to the point of tearing up and nearly crying. thus, i've not had an orgasm for over eight months, and it's becoming extremely frustrating.
so what the fuck do i do, /b/?
Not seen one in a while so stuff thread here, share your beloved items rare or mundane!
So, /b/. What do you think about aliens? I don't mean Ricardo from Puerto Rico. I mean extraterrestrials. Answer me this:
>Do you think they exist?
>Do you think they have visited Earth?
>Do you believe the videos you see on YouTube?
>Does NASA or the Government know something we don't?
>Do you think everyone who thinks the Government is hiding shit from us is a tin-foil hat wearer?
>Why do you think they do or do not exist?
Any more information/links to shit are of course welcome. And please, if you post something that's crazy proof or something else, please use a Proxy or twelve. If the thread 404's, there is something that was posted whether it was information or a video, some shit is getting real.
I advise you to take screenshots of this thread, if things become heated or increasingly "interesting".
>not stimulating prostate
Straight male here,
Ever want to know what it feels like to have the most intense orgasm you are capable of having as a guy? The feeling of having all your tension wash away? It's just as good as the female orgasm and not hard to accomplish. So why aren't you idiots enjoying the perks of anal play?
So, /b/, I need a new anime to watch.
I've just finished watching Guilty Crown, and that shit is seriously underrated. I'm surprised it's more more popular. I'm a newcomer to anime, and I really hate most of the anime community, so I'm asking you guys for decent suggestions.
I've seen Code Geass (best piece of media I've ever seen), Elfen Lied, Monster and Death Note.
>tl;dr what's a good anime?
ITT: guys asking girls questions, girls answer
girls asking guys questions, guys answer,
continuing the thread from earlier
>older sister called me
>"anon, my computer is broken. Come over to fix it..."
>went over the next day (today)
>she's still at work
>got my own key to her apartment
>found a buttload of useless shareware, freeware and searchbars
>get rid of them, deleted system32...you know, the usual
>computer fixed - sis still not home
>"let's see what the browser history has to say"
>chin hitting the ground, breaking the floor in that process
>found a tons of wincest porn!
>hentai, video, stories...you name it!
>every bit I found was exclusively brother-sister wincest!
>made a new thread on vchin/random/
The pyramids. The human race's greatest achievement? Not a conspiracy thread, btw. I'm just asking if they're the greatest thing the human race has created thus far.
>ask for advice/help
No judgement, we are in this thread to enlighten.
My niece lost her virginity to a Bouncy Ball.
If you know of any such unusual happenings, please add on.
About to do acid for the first time 1 tab. They told me to do half of one because it's really strong but idgaf.
Any tips? Also, what the hell do I do with this little tab? Swallow it? Let it dissolve in my mouth?
How's your life /b/ros?
>Never had a job
>Have my GED
>Just got my license 6 months ago
>Come from low income family
>No college whatsoever
>No jobs calling me back
>No skills or trades at all
>Never owned a car
>Still live with parents
>inb4 I'm a brain surgeon making 6 figures at the age of 21 and fuck bitches everyday while drinking golden tequila
tl;dr: baw thread
Yesterday I had the worst first date experience with the girl of my dreams.
>Lunch at her place
>She lives with her milf-ish divorced mother and younger sister
>Mother and sister really liked me
>Everyone laughing their hearts out at my stories during lunch
>Mother and sister leave us
>Me and the girl go back to her room and cuddle while watching old anime and youtube crap
>She seems to be enjoying my company
>Time flies by
>Already dark outside
>I have to leave because I have work to finish
>When separating she hugs me so tight I can feel her heartbeat.
>While on the train going home I think how well it went
>Got home hour and a half later
>Message her like every other night before to talk
>She tells me she has a headache
>"After you left I got drunk and worked out til I can't walk anymore"
>"I hope you get better soon..."
>Hasn't responded since
I feel like I ballsed something up big time, but I don't know what.
I'm feeling so bad right now. Can we have a baw thread ?
PC fag here.
I feel like buying a next gen console
so tell me /b/
Xbox One or PS4?
convince me. Also I dont give a fuck about exclusive games so dont bother throwing the halo card around.
Scientists keep proving that we are incredibly incredibly small. We are tiny, in fact. Like, miniscule. Like, practically non-existent. The universe is at least 156 billion light-years wide. And we're like these tiny little specks on this tiny little world in this tiny little solar system in this tiny little galaxy. Do you realize that it would take more than a million earths to fill the sun? And the sun is tiny too!
But what about how big we are? There are like millions of little microbes living in us. We're like a universe in and of ourselves. And don't even get me started on atoms and quarks and the string theory and all that business. Do you realize how incredibly HUGE we are? It's insane. A million earths in the sun -- that ain't nothing. It takes a number that doesn't even have a word for it. According to this random website, there are 7x10^27 atoms in our body. That's 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, just to give you an idea of our enormity.
Anyone in /b/ ever been to a glory hole before. Am meeting a guy there tomorrow for my first suck off. Am bringing flavored condoms, and he had no problems about it. Any rules I need to be aware of ?
Hey /b/, I've recently started watching anime. I've already finished Steins Gate, Sword Art Online, Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist. What else should I watch?
ITT: how much of a foul bachelor are you?
Time you went to bed:
Time you woke up:
Last time you cleaned your sheets:
Last time you showered:
Last time you brushed your teeth:
Last time you flossed:
Last thing you ate:
Last time you had sex:
So... the silkroad has been NSA'ed.
Does anyone know how they got caught?
Thoughts on the subject?
Kaley's dress being typical, why is it considered socially acceptable for us to show the top half of breasts but not the lower half?
Hello, /b/. I am a "super genius"/researcher. I want to show you some of the work I've recently come up with, drafts and what not, and, I want your opinions on some of my work.
It's all calculated using Sacred Geometry, and some of what the Egyptians knew. So, know and understand that it's all legitimate and credible work.
Btw, religious fags, get in here.
Jesus/God is You, you dumbasses.
>Never gone down on a girl
>Have fantasies of girl fucking my face
>Hate every moment of it
Is pussy an 'acquired' taste or something i will never like if i didn't like it the first time?
>cute girl from work wants to chill outside of work
>always tell her I will, come up with a day never show up
>im way too nervous, shes too hot for me and I cant man up
>always make excuses
>what can I do to get over this and chill?
Girl on the right = Nice-ish face but small boobs
Girl on the left = Average face but big boobs
Just curious. Which one would you go for /b/??
Circumcision is Mother/Child Trauma Brainwashing; Male Genital Mutilation
Circumcision ("torture mutilation") is designed to destroy the bond between mother and son, and "freeze the mother's heart."
"The idea that a parallel intention of child mutilation is to freeze up the emotional powers of the mother with feelings of failure and guilt, came to me from my mother, sadly, after she had passed. This theory has been affirmed by every mother with whom I've discussed the technology. It's not accidental that the Illuminati use lies, violence and trauma to freeze up the feminine heart, and stifle its powers with feelings of rejection, failure and guilt."
Circumcision is caused by feminists. The peak of circ in the US was also the peak of feminist sentiment. All circumcisions must be approved by the mother – the father has no authority in the hospital. In a study, in 84% of couples surveyed, it was the mother who decided in favor of mutilating their boy.
How can you women live with yourselves? You are so evil, that you happily approve genital mutilation on your male children. How can you women look at yourselves in the mirror everyday?
Read the rest here:
Alright fuckers time to listen to some real music
ITT. we make assumptions about each others lives based on our favorite porn stars
Pic very related
You fucking hipster jew faggot nigger lovers. Where is this thread?:
Jeff Hanneman, a founding member of Slayer whose career was irrevocably changed after a spider bite, has died. He was 49.
>this nigga comes to my class
>dressed like ash
>plays with pokeymon
>every day plays on his DS
>no one talks to him
>im a well known guy
>pretty mellow and boring day
>lets see what "Ash" is thinking about
>one day i walk up to him and say:
hey man whats your fav pokeymon?
>to only in his beautiful response, just gives me a look and says:
"thats charsHARD to think about"
as he lightly laughs
Id vote for Ash anyday
i have more story's of this amazing bastard, posted about him earlier
ITT: Immoral sex encounters
>Travel in Laos (Asia, poor country as fuck)
>Partying with backpackers
>Local teens arrive, celebrating a girls 16th birthday
>I get drunk
>She get really really drunk
>Take her home to guest house
>Pull of her clothes
>She's almost passed out
>Can only master a low moan "no, no"
>Start fingering her
>She change her mutter to "condom, condom"
>Start fingering her ass
>Moans of displeasure
>Her "condom"-chant gets me HIV-paranoid
>Go down to buy condoms in Guest House shop - No girls at room policy.
>Owners knock on the door.
>Pull her shirt down, they help her out.
>I say "fuck it", and I take a fap instead while the poor and black-out drunk 16 year old girl goes home pantie-less to her strict family after getting fingered in pussy and asshole.
good evening /b/
Its time for
Ask a Psychopath Anything!!
a few answers to common questions before we start
No i have not killed anyone
Yes I have been diagnosed by a professional
Yes i am attention whoring, the narcissist in me loves it
anyone that a tattoo is an idiot.
as people get older and their skin begins to wrinkle, stretch and fold....
Ideally, when a teenager considers having a tattoo, I recommend that they first visit the cheaper parts of town and look closely at the 50 year-olds and see how 'great' they look on these folk.
But, to be fair, a tattoo has its uses: it makes classification easy.
It also is amusing to think of all those hundreds of million having a tattoo to exhibit their individualism - just like every other fashion victim.
YOU are Vain, shortsighted, feckless, emotionally underdeveloped, gullible, chavish, lacking in vision, low tier conformist and very cheap
you mad? now dont thank me all at once for showing you the error of your ways.I forgive you.
Hello /b/ how do you eat out a girl? I'm guaranteed a bj if I eat this chick out but I've never even fingered a girl before so I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.
Pic related I guess
I have to take a shit /b/
Okay so when youre in a public bathroom or if you have thin walls at home and need to take a loud shit, what do you do to cover the noise?
If your gunna splash away or have diarrhea, what do you do?
Also good excuse for being in the bathroom for a long time other than the truth which is I was taking a poo?
Why are you still playing on a console? I bought a 800-€-PC, installed skyrim and ~10 mods, now take a look at the result (pic related, the first picture)
40-55 fps @1680x1050
ITT we talk discuss why
PCs > Consoles